just-shower-thoughts:

Maybe plants are actually farming us by giving us oxygen until we die and then feeding off of our decomposing corpses.

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thank the fuck someone finally fixed it.

(Source: fyspringfield.com)

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the-emerald-halla:
“This game is so hilariously irreverent
”
Hahahahahahaha
But seriously, Gwent.

the-emerald-halla:

This game is so hilariously irreverent

Hahahahahahaha

But seriously, Gwent.

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Y'all know now good toasts are the work of the devil

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just-shower-thoughts:

If the lego movie were realistic it would be a dystopia hell where all the lego people have been trapped in the dark in a box under the stairs for thirty years.

I’d enjoy this film a lot more.

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A door is female, btw

When everyone tries to be really careful about gender nouns and your mother-language is a latin derived one where the ‘it’ doesn’t exist and 'their’ is not neutral so even inanimate objects have genders and you wonder if these issues are something only germanic based countries have.

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just-shower-thoughts:

I struggle to understand why, after 2 years of being corrected, my phone still assumes I meant to type ‘duck’.

Autocorrelation is such a ducking shut.

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